My name's Ashley. (19, Asexual-Genderqueer-Nonromantic, College-frenzied and in love with words)
Basically this is Klaine, music, pretty things, and whatever else happens.
AKRON, OH—According to witnesses, a tight-knit group of five female friends spent a wild night on the town Saturday, overindulging in emotionally supportive behavior and generally validating the living shit out of each other.
Confirming the women get together at least once a month for an all-out, anything-goes session of nonjudgmental reassurances, 28-year-old Sarah Dotson said the evening quickly turned into ”a total rager,” with the friends sharing excessive amounts of admiration, empathy, and encouragement for one another.
“The entire night we just went balls out with the confidence-boosting,” Dotson said of the gathering, adding that by 10 p.m. she had already partaken in seven or eight mutual expressions of positive regard. ”It was completely insane. We bolstered the shit out of Kelly’s self-esteem, and by the time the check came, we had her shouting that her boss was a huge asshole for not recognizing all her hard work and giving her that promotion.”
“We just kept telling her how fucking talented and beautiful she was until eventually the restaurant had to ask us to leave,” Dotson added.
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(h/t: hillarybuckholtz.)
no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
(via mimimarqeuz)
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
(Source: vvumblr, via itsnotsilly)
‘sad’ backwards is ‘das’ and ‘das’ in German means ‘the’. ‘the’ has 3 letters and u know what else has 3 letters???
that’s right„ ‘pee’
what does this mean
we just don’t know
(via fluorescentparade)
George Watsky & Dylan Saunders perform “Wounded Healer” on a Swiss-German program
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everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
(Source: temp0es, via mimimarqeuz)
Born without the use of her hind legs, Lola learned to walk just fine.
Lola don’t give a shit. Lola got places to be.
Cats can’t be from earth this is just weird.
(via perksofbeingfunny)
when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like
(via perksofbeingfunny)
sexuallysassynonthreateninggay:
“Blaine, why would you do that?”
#rule number one dont yell at blaine #rule number two dONT FUCKING YELL AT BLAINE
What I found so ironic about this moment was the fact that Guilty Pleasures week was Blaine’s idea and when he took over Glee club while Schue was sick, not only did the entire Glee club latch onto it but the ENTIRE SCHOOL. So suck it, Schue. Blaine is your pocket sized king and you will show him some respect damn it.
(Source: bleinedevon, via inthepeppermintwind)
